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18 August 2012 @ 05:59 pm
Not done one of these in a while  
Give me a person or ship and I will write one sentence of ten genres for them. The genres are:

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack!fic Plot
4. Crossover
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humor
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST

Any fandom, any 'verse.
white horses, they will take me away: Chick/Critic - nochi_sanemeriin on August 18th, 2012 05:31 pm (UTC)
As I could do with a memory refresher, how about Critic in the Pirate!AU?
It's always linguistic byplay o'clock: awkwardkeevacaereni on August 18th, 2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
1. He takes refuge in the graveyard until dark, bidding a final farewell to the graves of his parents: he knows he will never return to this port.
2. Critic pulls his goggles over his eyes and strides forward to direct the crew in setting the lightning catchers correctly.
3. The kraken seems remarkably uninterested in sinking the ship: it's mostly interested in sending slimy tentacles squirming under shirts and trousers.
4. As he steps off onto dry land, a man wearing an open shirt, a tie and too much eyeliner comes up to him and asks if he's looking for a good time.
5. The ship sets off with the tide, and Critic spends as much time as he can in the rigging, watching the coast recede, before the captain demands he help in the kitchens.
6. Critic stands up as Film Brain and Chick open the door to the brig, but he's not steady enough to walk out, so they hold him up between them.
7. Walking into the tavern, he's greeted by the familiar sight of Captains Spoony and Linkara dancing a jig on the table, surrounded by empty tankards.
8. After the battle, he finds Film Brain crying in the hold, and awkardly listens to the lad's reason for signing on.
9. They manage to make it back to the ship before giving in to the desire to touch, and to caress.
10. He looks over to Chick in the rush of battle, as she guts a man with her cutlass before shooting the man behind her, hair tumbling down from where she had pinned it beforehand, and he wants.
Aspiring screenwriter.ladyhadhafang on August 18th, 2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
The Nostalgia Critic, TO BOLDLY FLEE (at least, your predictions about what might happen).
It's always linguistic byplay o'clock: Oh no...keevacaereni on August 19th, 2012 12:04 am (UTC)
1. After the computer blows up, he fobs off Chick with some excuse and goes down to Ask That Guy's bar; he ends up sobbing in the corner.
2. A flash blinds them all when they're going fast enough to escape the atmosphere, and when he can see again Critic is faced with a woman in a tie and a very familiar expression.
3. The inevitable battle scene between Terl's forces of darkness and the remaining reviewers is abruptly broken up when the FBI show up to drag Critic back to Earth to complete his house arrest, with a little help from the MIB.
4. "Is that actually Serenity?" Critic asked in disbelief as he looked out the window to the spaceship outside.
5. When they break atmo the moon is on their left and the all of the stars burn brightly as if in welcome.
6. Ma-Ti's ghost stands before him: inconceivable to do anything else but hug him.
7. Terl is trying to get through his monologue, but the shrieks of laughter from the reviewers who haven't seen him before is breaking his concentration.
8. In the sudden hush, he crawls over to Nostalgia Chick and checks her pulse, before holding her, keeping her warm until the doctor comes.
9. The hull is breached, the shields are down, and in his last hour of life Critic slams Linkara against the wall, aligns their hips, and kisses him.
10. Spoony leans into him to whisper into his ear so Terl can't hear him, his breath hot on Critic's neck, strands of hair brushing his cheek.
Aspiring screenwriter.: a/p: happiest momentladyhadhafang on August 19th, 2012 04:03 pm (UTC)
Oh, this is lovely! :D I especially love 7 (poor Terl. XD), 8, 9, 10, 3, 4 (Firefly crossovers FTW!) and 6. Wonderful job! :D